BULLSHIFTING — Definition T-Shirt
Black / S
$25.00
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$25.00
Regular price
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You are not procrastinating. You are reclassifying the emergency into a more tasteful folder system. Bullshifting is what happens when the work is on fire, but the labels are gorgeous.
This is the shirt for anyone who has turned existential dread into a spreadsheet, renamed the same project three times, and called it "getting aligned." The panic is still there. It just has a cleaner deck now.
Story
Born in the sacred fifteen minutes before a meeting, when you realize nothing is solved but everything can be made to look slightly more intentional. One tab becomes six tabs. One task becomes a roadmap. One emotional spiral becomes Q2 planning.
Mantra
If it cannot be fixed, it can at least be formatted.
Values
Productive panic
Corporate triage
Folders as self-defense
Looking organized while internally buffering
Garment notes
DTG-printed on Gildan 5000 · 5.3 oz heavyweight cotton
Soft hand-feel — print fuses with the fabric, no plastisol
Classic boxy fit · tubular construction · runs true to size
Created in Raleigh, NC · ships in 3–6 days
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
BULLSHIFTING — Definition T-Shirt
$25.00
Sale price
$25.00
Regular price
This is the shirt for anyone who has turned existential dread into a spreadsheet, renamed the same project three times, and called it "getting aligned." The panic is still there. It just has a cleaner deck now.
Story
Born in the sacred fifteen minutes before a meeting, when you realize nothing is solved but everything can be made to look slightly more intentional. One tab becomes six tabs. One task becomes a roadmap. One emotional spiral becomes Q2 planning.
Mantra
If it cannot be fixed, it can at least be formatted.
Values
Productive panic
Corporate triage
Folders as self-defense
Looking organized while internally buffering
Garment notes
DTG-printed on Gildan 5000 · 5.3 oz heavyweight cotton
Soft hand-feel — print fuses with the fabric, no plastisol
Classic boxy fit · tubular construction · runs true to size
Created in Raleigh, NC · ships in 3–6 days
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!